Thursday, June 2, 2011

Season Ten: Holy Moses!

NA PAHU X

1. Thou shalt have no other priorities before softball (eh, unless its something good)
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images of Chuck (unless he deserves it)
3. Thou shalt not take thy ump Chuck's name in vain (unless he deserves it)
4. Remember the softball day, keep it holy
5. Honor thy coach and ass coach, email lest one play or not play and try pay dues
6. Thou shalt not kill a good inning by hitting a foul ball over the fence
7. Thou shalt not leave Na Pahu for another team in our league
8. Wahine shalt not take a free walk
9.  Thou shalt not tell Chuck you will go see his band play when you know you aren't
10. Thou shalt not covet the other teams bats

.....and Season 10 begins

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