Saturday, June 11, 2011

6/10: Badass Wahine Ball

....probably the most badass team to hit the league (since we joined) 

"out of your league" fielded an unconventional lineup with choke wahine and a few token guys - they were rolling about 15 deep on the ladies with 3 dudes. scoreless through 2 innings until a little wa'ahila decided to show up and chuck delayed the game so he could stand under the umbrella and made everyone leave the field - about 30 seconds later all the wahine took the field in the rain waiting for chuck to call game on - badass.

Luckily our bats came alive and our (almost) all-Lisa infield were even more badass and we were able to coast to the bleachers with a victory...and for those scoring at home Na Pahu Piha has won 7 out of its last 8
Final Score:
Na Pahu Piha 15
Out of your league 5

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Season Ten: Holy Moses!

NA PAHU X

1. Thou shalt have no other priorities before softball (eh, unless its something good)
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images of Chuck (unless he deserves it)
3. Thou shalt not take thy ump Chuck's name in vain (unless he deserves it)
4. Remember the softball day, keep it holy
5. Honor thy coach and ass coach, email lest one play or not play and try pay dues
6. Thou shalt not kill a good inning by hitting a foul ball over the fence
7. Thou shalt not leave Na Pahu for another team in our league
8. Wahine shalt not take a free walk
9.  Thou shalt not tell Chuck you will go see his band play when you know you aren't
10. Thou shalt not covet the other teams bats

.....and Season 10 begins