Wednesday, August 27, 2008

PLAYOFF SCHEDULE

we got this in the bag - without a doubt. ...40's on coach when we win dis buggah.



Saturday, August 23, 2008

*Breaking News* - uniform election results

Associated Press
August, 23, 2008 - Manoa, HI

Na Pahu Piha went to the polls this week, at stake - uniforms for next season.

The Final Vote tally is summarized below (100% reporting):

Purple People Eater: 1
Cotton Candy: 0
Violet Beauregarde: 11
Wood Chip: 11
Wood Chip au lait: 2
Can't Decide: 0
Different Color: 0*
Not Na Pahu: 0

Per election rules, Violet Beauregarde and Wood Chip were scheduled for a runoff on Monday, August 25. However, an injunction was filed late Friday by City and County of Honolulu Board of Elections Administrator Tye Chump, indicating that incidence of voter fraud were reported in the kapiolani district. After review, Chump officially nullified the election results late Friday night, calling a special sealed-ballot election to be held early Saturday, August 23. "I could not be happier with how smooth things went this morning" Chump noted of the special election.

Shirts have been ordered...scheduled to arrive September 2, 2008

* - technically there were 15 votes for 'I'm a loser and want a different color'. However, self-loathing is not an attractive quality and therefore counts for nothing. As a member of Na Pahu Piha, you should reek of confidence and pride.

Monday, August 18, 2008

you like one uniform?

aloha Na Pahu - it must have been the uniforms that were holding us back, eh?
Below find the finalists* for the Fall season duds - try vote on the left frame - you got until Friday to have your voice** heard. NO funny business on the voting you dirty bastards - you get one vote

Option 1: Na Pahu Piha Purple People Eater
Option 2: Na Pahu Piha Purple People Eater with blue cotton candy stuck in teeth
Option 3: You're turning violet, Violet! (although it looks more like light blue, huh?)
Option 4: The Wood Chip - part of the Toby Wood Fall 2008 Collection
Option 5: The Wood Chip - au lait

*-if you don't like what you see...tough shit...we'll probably get new ones next year
**-your voice is subject to coach, ass coach, and jefe approval with coach willing to veto democracy if need be.

Na Pahu finishes its inaugural season a perfect 0-12 !

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

8/8 Showing Improvement

Wassup Na Pahu!

Great game on Friday! With some last minute additions to the team courtesy of Jefe Ramirez we were able to narrowly avoid our first forfeit and put together one hell of a team effort. We were just a run down going into the bottom of the second to last inning when the wheels came off. This week will be your last chance to flash some leather and/or get a hit as it's our last game of the season. Still waiting on someone to dive for a ball and of course we all want to see Rob get a hit without killing Chuck in the process. Let's see how big a group we can run out there for our last game.

Please let me know if you'll be able to make it. Game time is 730 on Friday, August 15th. Try to be there for drinks, pupus and warm ups at 6:30. Aloha,Hemant

Monday, August 11, 2008

8/1 Friday Rompin

last week was pretty brutal. we had to borrow a person from the otherteam, we forced sunny's poor mother to roam around aimlessly in rightfield and now probably rightfully resents all things american, caitlin couldnt keep score for the other team because she was chasing keikia round and rob would have had his first hit had he remembered to step on first base, but he made sure to throw the bat at chuck. i made sure to drink enough that night to forget about the whole thing, but its been haunting me ever since. so this week, a whole new ballgame!!! and we gotta pull out our first win while justin is away.