Saturday, August 23, 2008

*Breaking News* - uniform election results

Associated Press
August, 23, 2008 - Manoa, HI

Na Pahu Piha went to the polls this week, at stake - uniforms for next season.

The Final Vote tally is summarized below (100% reporting):

Purple People Eater: 1
Cotton Candy: 0
Violet Beauregarde: 11
Wood Chip: 11
Wood Chip au lait: 2
Can't Decide: 0
Different Color: 0*
Not Na Pahu: 0

Per election rules, Violet Beauregarde and Wood Chip were scheduled for a runoff on Monday, August 25. However, an injunction was filed late Friday by City and County of Honolulu Board of Elections Administrator Tye Chump, indicating that incidence of voter fraud were reported in the kapiolani district. After review, Chump officially nullified the election results late Friday night, calling a special sealed-ballot election to be held early Saturday, August 23. "I could not be happier with how smooth things went this morning" Chump noted of the special election.

Shirts have been ordered...scheduled to arrive September 2, 2008

* - technically there were 15 votes for 'I'm a loser and want a different color'. However, self-loathing is not an attractive quality and therefore counts for nothing. As a member of Na Pahu Piha, you should reek of confidence and pride.

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