Saturday, November 15, 2008

10/30: Rob-a-licious

a rematch with On The House - who have the dubious distinction of providing Na Pahu Piha with it's first ever victory. the night started off innocently enough... newbie phoebe knocked in hemant (...already redeeming himself) to put Na Pahu up 1-0 after two innings.

it's quite clear that the momentum shifted in Na Pahu's favor during the third inning...as two (although i guess technically four) of rob's friends showed up....and what fantastic friends rob has! it appears rob just needed breasts to straighten out his swing?...as he promptly lined one that dribbled into the outfield*. it was all downhill from there for On The House - inspired by the drive-by flashing Na Pahu dropped 6 in the fourth - hilighted by a 3 run infield dribbler turned inside the park home run by Phoebe - and 5 in the fifth...after the fifth Isaac put On The House to sleep and out of their misery

final score
Na Pahu Piha 13
On The House 1

yes...that would be SLAUGHTER rule, and yes, two victories in less than 7 days

* - a new feature of the blog will be a running tally of rob's batting statistics (post-boob)
as of 10/30 -> 3/3 = 1.000

3 comments:

Unknown said...

Also, I think you have some games mixed up cuz I missed the slaughter but was definitely around for the boob show.

Na Pahu said...

slice -

you question my short-term memory?
...why you gotta hate?

you are actually correct, but it makes for such a better story to have a boob show translate into a slaughter victory, yes?

...rather than the reality of the fact that the boob show resulted in a 16-0 defeat and rob was just about the only person to get on base

Unknown said...

boobs are inspirational. love the new blog feature.