pre-game spirits were high as Na Pahu reacquainted ourselves after the long off-season and relished in our silver medal performance from season one...also, i think a few folks had already started drinking
The evening marked the debut of Na Pahu Piha's official mascot - Anwar (...4 months into life and already representin')...as well as the return of some long lost players (Miriah, Joe, Ayesha) and some newbies (Afsheen and Spencer) joined the mess that is Na Pahu Piha...we were rolling deep with 18 players on the books.
It turned out to be a record setting evening as Na Pahu had it's first game where we did not give up any runs in the first 2 innings...and second consecutive 7 inning game...all in all, we played a solid 6 innings (down 6-4 after 6), but we done bought the farm in the 7th.
Final Score:
HI Telcom - 12
Na Pahu Piha - 4
word on the street is that Fantasy _fill in the blank_ is hot right now - costing the nation billions of dollars in reduced workforce productivity...so for the fantasy softball players out there here is a summary of Na Pahu Piha fantasy results from week one
Fantasy Studs
1. Matt (2 h, 3 rbi, 1 r)
2. Miriah (every out at first base, 1 ntnspc)
3. Anwar (7 innings and no poop)
4. Toby (1 rogp)
Fantasy Duds
1. Coach* (0 h, 1 pah, 5 bc, 1 e, 1 bf, 1 dd)
2. Ass Coach (showed up but didn't play??)
3. Hemant (1 pah, 1 e, 1 cttsi)
h = hit
rbi = run batted in
r = run
ntnspc = no take no shit protest call
rogp = rolling on ground play
pah = pulled a hemant
bc = beers consumed
e = errors
bf = broken fingers
dd = drunk dial
cttsi = car towed to sand island
* as of 9/20 - Coach's status has been upgraded from doubtful to questionable for the upcoming doubleheader thursday 9/25.
lovecoach j
2 comments:
what the hell did you do to your finger? were the fish in samoa that rough?
nice stats.. i was useless as well, but don't think i had a 'dd'.
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